Welcome to User 3's Astrology

Where the stars are not just stars, but also opinions

User 3 is the resident astrologer of the cosmos, offering readings that are as accurate as they are absurd.

Consult the stars, and they shall reveal:

• Weekly Horoscope - Because who needs actual prediction when you can just make stuff up?
• Love Horoscope - Will someone, anyone, please love me?
• Financial Prosperity Horoscope - Where did all my money go?